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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your hand strategically twitched before you died
    You were eating an apricot
    You had one eye in the mirror as you watched your butt go by

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte



    The story:

    I was "and still am" obsessed with this song, so my mom printed off the lyrics on the computer so I could hang them up in my room. I took one look at them and said, "Hey, these are wrong" but it turned out I had been singing them wrong the whole time!

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