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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Your bake-sale comprehensions"

    Artist: Lou Reed
    Real Lyric: your vague self-comprehensions

    The story:

    I used to sing lustily along with Growing Up In Public, of which this song, How do you Speak to an Angel, is one of my favorites. In front of all my friends. They never really said anything. I think they all thought my words were correct. At the time there was a popular saying to the effect that what if all children could get an education but the military had to hold bake sales to build a it didn't seem that odd...

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