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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You'll never see me again
    And I was gonna cook for you

    Artist: September
    Song: Cry For You
    Real Lyric: You'll never see me again So now who's gonna cry for you

    The story:

    When this first came out it was played non stop on the radio. Still is actually. I was always in the car when I heard it, & our engine's quite noisy, & I swear I heard her say this! I thought it would have some kind of housewife themed video for a laugh, so it was just another jokey dance song. I never bothered to check.
    I realised one day when I turned up the radio what she was actually singing. Whoops! I knew something wasn't right.
    I like my version better. It's something you'd say madly in a desperate, frustrated argument.

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