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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You, you were on the road
    Must have a cold
    But you can get by

    Real Lyric: You who are on the roadMust have a code that you can live by

    The story:

    I was 10 the year of Woodstock. My brother, eight years' older,
    played Woodstock fare constantly on his stereo. I didn't think
    much of it at the time, but dozens of songs were implanted in
    my memory. Come 1984, Walter Mondale used "Teach Your
    Children" in a presidential campaign commercial. In front of
    many hipper college friends, I questioned the choice of songs
    and explained why the lyrics were weak for a campaign ad.
    There were belly laughs in abundunce when I recited "Must have
    a cold."

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