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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    you won't mind, if I say, by the way

    Artist: Taylor Swift
    Real Lyric: I'll tell mine you're gay

    The story:

    the first time I heard it my friends and I heard it this way

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    Actually there's two versions (dirty and clean) and the clean one DOES say that

    kittylovenangel Jul 14, 2011 10:12 am

    Um I think you have it backward

    maybe_baby Dec 18, 2009 7:46 pm

    Oh yeah...whoops...That was actually 3 reasons! Sorry!

    lilpinkpanda Apr 04, 2009 8:19 am

    shouldn't that be the pther way aroung

    daddieslilgirl Apr 02, 2009 1:25 pm

    whooops...that was 3 reasons...

    lilpinkpanda Mar 19, 2009 8:17 pm

    Actually, I THINK they changed it for two reasons. 1) the "gay" thing...children in the room and also sometimes offensive to people 2)It would mess up the whole thing in the music video...It just wouldn't go right..

    lilpinkpanda Mar 19, 2009 8:16 pm

    They have an edited version of this song that says those lyrics, there are actually 2 different versions

    Anberlin_Rocks Feb 20, 2009 10:50 am

    The version you have here is the radio version.

    axelsonfire Feb 09, 2009 2:57 pm

    There's actually two versions of this song. "I'll tell mine your gay" is the original but then she changed it to "You won't mind, if I say, by the way," to try to avoid offending anybody.

    Amystikyanna Jan 03, 2009 7:42 am

    There are two versions of this song. The "gay" version is on the CD, but the public radio version has "won't mind if I say."

    wildcatxmgr Jul 30, 2008 5:27 pm