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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    you walked into the party, like you were walking onto a yacht
    your hat decieptfully tipped below one eye,
    your scarf it was apricot
    You had one eye in the middle but, you watched yourself a lot...

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot.You had one eye in the mirror and, you watched yourself gavotte...

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    Well I was sittin there listening to my ipod with my mom and I was (of course) singing along and my mom was laughing and looked at me and asked if "he" was a cyclopse... I've been listening to this song for the last like 15 years

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