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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You try to scream but pterodactyls fly over you naked
    You start to freeze as someone pokes you right between the eyes

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Thriller
    Real Lyric: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make itYou start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes

    The story:

    I was writing in my best friend's yearbook and decided to put some of our inside jokes. One of them is "Thriller", because when we were little we made up a dance to it. I carefully wrote the title in big bubble letters and decorated the space around it with pictures from the lyrics. Proud of my illustration, I handed it to my friend. She looked at it a moment before saying, "Umm...this is great...but why is there a picture of a flying dinosaur holding a pair of underwear over his head?" I looked at her like she was an idiot and then said slowly, "You know...'pterodactyls fly over you naked'?" She burst out laughing and then broke the news to me that I was very wrong.

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