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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You treat me like I'm your ocean
    You swim in my butt when it's warm
    In cycles of circular motion
    It will protect you and keep you from harm

    Song: Jungle Love
    Real Lyric: You treat me like I was your oceanYou swim in my blood when it's warmMy cycles of circular motionProtect you and keep you from harm

    The story:

    I've never "really" known the real lyrics... I've always sang them the way I've known them. My parents always laughed at me and finally one day my father looked it up.

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