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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You tore him out and screwed him up
    Like a bad page in a Nazi picture book

    Artist: Elvis Costello
    Real Lyric: You tore him out and screwed him upLike a bad page in a naughty picture book

    The story:

    I was blasting Elvis Costello in my dorm room freshman year, and came to this line. My roommate stared at me incredulously,
    demanding to know what "a Nazi picture book" is. She had never
    heard the genius of Elvis Costello before so I looked up the lyrics to prove it...only to find that I was wrong.

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