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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You still might beat him home

    Artist: Sting
    Real Lyric: Be still my beating heart

    The story:

    I was listening to the song with my mom and then started singing along. After the chorus played a few times, my mom asked what I was sining. When I told her "you still might beat him home," she looked at me like I was crazy. I thought the song was about a married woman having an affair and she had to beat him home so her husband wouldnt catch her. My mom just started laughing..I guess I should have listened more closely to the rest of the lyrics.

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