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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You picked a fine time to leave me your seal.

    Artist: Kenny Rogers
    Song: Lucille
    Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.

    The story:

    I can't take credit for this one! This gem is the embarrassing product of a great friend of mine, who was overheard singing these lyrics by some friends in a car. She thought it had made sense that with all this poor guys problems, a bunch of hungry kids and a crop in the field, that NOW someone was gonna go and fuel to the fire and leave him their pet seal!

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