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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You know the preacher likes his corn.
    He knows I'm gonna stay.


    You know the preacher locked the door.
    He knows I'm gonna stay.

    Real Lyric: You know the preacher likes the cold.He knows I'm gonna stay.

    The story:

    Just now... The first line was the mistake of a college friend of mine who argued with me for nearly an hour before I convinced him that my version, the second mistake, was correct. I thought that I had it right until I came here and decided to double check the lyric before I posted. All the copies of the lyrics that I can find list "the cold" as the correct lyrics. Personally, I think that mine make a whole lot more sense.

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