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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You know she was a tanker. She moved better all night

    While the best of them moves were gettin kicks
    Buddy bet your powder I was gettin mine

    Artist: Mountain
    Song: Mississippi Queen
    Real Lyric: You know she was a dancer. She moved better on wineWhile the rest of them dudes were gettin' their kicksBoy, I beg your pardon, I was gettin' mine

    The story:

    My husband and I just now figured this out (we had to look up the real words on a lyrics web site). My version was more screwed up than his -- I thought the song was about a boat (like "Proud Mary").

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/11/2002 7:53 pm

    Age it happened

    46

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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