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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You have time to waste, but i'm not freddy

    such a basket case, hide the canary

    i had time to kill, instead i married,

    you had guts to spill, but one ones a jury

    Artist: Alkaline Trio
    Real Lyric: You had time to waste, but I'm not sorry.Such a basket case, hide the cutlery.I had time to kill, It's dead and buried.You've got guts to spill, but no one's trust-worthy.

    The story:

    singing along to the song with my friend and
    realizing i was singing different lyrics than her.

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