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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You have the shoulder that you're really not scared.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: You have to show them that you're really not scared.

    The story:

    It was actually my friend who misheard these. We used to play tapes and take turns singing and dancing to them. She had that one and she sang "You have the shoulder.." and touched her shoulders as part of her dance. I started laughing and she got mad at me. I told her how it went, and she insisted that her copy of the tape must be different than mine then.

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