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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    you gotta rope me to ride me

    Real Lyric: you gotta rub me the right way

    The story:

    I was riding in the car with my girlfriend's then 17-year-ld daughter when the song came on. My own daughter was fifteen at the time and really liked the song. I had heard it quite a few time prior to this and was trying to understand the connection between a genie and a rodeo so after the song was over I said to my girlfriend's daughter"Yeah, that's real bright, you gotta rope me to ride me. What the hell does that mean?" That's when she burst out laughing and said "It's rub me the right way, you moron!" And I call myself a DJ!

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