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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You got your problems
    I've got my ass wipe
    You've got your big cheese
    I've got my half-pipe

    Artist: Weezer
    Song: Hash Pipe
    Real Lyric: You've got your problemsI've got my eye swipeYou've got your big G'sI've got my hash pipeI've got my hash pipe

    The story:

    Singing in front of my brother...I wasn't even completely sure what a hash pipe was. As a side note I've gone to 4 different lyrics sites and found 4 different versions of these lines--and one of them is almost exactly like mine! (except they apparently knew what a hash-pipe was)

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