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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You got to roll me I'm Tommy the tumbling dice.

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: You got to roll me and call me the tumblin dice.

    The story:

    Once apon a time long, long ago...I was with a group of friends in my car and this was play'n on my stereo, anyway I like to sing outloud when listening to my music (I don't care how bad I sound) and I'm singing and I get to the tumblin dice part and I hear one of my friends bust out laughing and he goes "What did you just sing?" And I said, You got to roll me I'm Tommy the tumbling dice, and they all started laughing their A**es off. It took them about three weeks to slowly stop needling me about that. I always get a chuckle now when ever I hear that song on my favorite oldies station. By the way, I still have the original 45.

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    Very funny! I like your version better.

    tito1968 Jun 06, 2009 10:08 am