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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You fell asleep
    By Lucy Scoop
    Directly fis**ty shop

    Artist: 3Oh!3
    Real Lyric: Hey yeah, shake-shake your *ss now

    The story:

    I listened to this song time and time again, but try as I might I never could work out what the real lyrics were supposed to have been, so assumed that my version must have been right and that I just wasn't old enough to fully understand their true meaning, even though they made no sense at all. I had no idea who this 'Lucy Scoop' character was. I thought she might have been a friend of Suzie's. And as for a 'fis**ty shop', I'd never seen or heard of one anywhere else ever before, much less understood what it meant to fall asleep 'directly' one. I thought maybe it was some kind of seafood market or something. So I finally gave up trying to understand them and asked my dad what the lyrics were, and he had to slowly repeat them back to me, carefully enunciating every last syllable of every word before I finally understood them! It seems so silly to think of it now, as the words in the song are so clear when I hear them today! Sorry Don! Sorry Phil! My fault entirely!

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