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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can't pee on me, can I pee on you?

    Real Lyric: You can feed on me, can I feed on you?

    The story:

    At my Rhythm guitarist's 20th birthday party last weekend we had Bullet for my Valentine cranked up since it's his favorite band. We had all been drinking heavily, so without thinking I was singing along and then I blurted it out without thinking, since at that time I didn't know the real words. Everybody roared with laughter and he fell to the ground clutching his ribcage, because he couldn't stop!

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