you can who you want to
cram your fist in their behinds
cause your friends don't fist and
if they don't fist well they're
no friends of mine
it will go where you want to
lube it up with some k.y. etc.. etc...

The story:

i was at karaoke in a blackout drunk
with a girl i hope...well..
i found myself singing my own version
the d.j. came out of his little room and
rolled around on the floor laughing at me when i started singing "you can act real rude when you're fisting some dude leave your wristwatch in his behind"