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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can leave your head on

    Artist: Joe Cocker
    Real Lyric: You can leave your hat on

    The story:

    I was with a large group of college kids and professors during a holiday while the radio played this song. People asked me what it meant (not English native speakers) and I said "you can leave your head on" as in "strip down completely and only leave on what is part of your body". Around 50 people looked at me, admiring my linguistic skills, when a teacher corrected me. I just wanted to vanish but instead insisted my "live recording" was like this. Couldn't even accept it with dignity.

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    Funny misheard and story! By the way, R.I.P. Joe Cocker. He died last year, December 22, at the age of 70. :(

    Marcus Jan 25, 2015 1:16 pm