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    You can drain my liver in an old fruit jar

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: You can drink my liquor from an old fruit jar.

    The story:

    I was watching one of the thousands of Elvis tribute shows on television with my father and I began to sing the words out loud. After he stopped laughing he corrected my version and I began laughing because I though I was right all that time.

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    Update: Sadly, Joe Cocker died last year on December 22. R.I.P. Joe Cocker: 1944-2014. :( But according to my revision of history: Elvis Presley is STILL alive and he's 80 as of 17 days ago. And he's as dead as Joe Cocker WAS Italian-American. (end of scenario)

    Marcus Jan 25, 2015 1:13 pm

    Then Elvis is going to be as dead as Joe Cocker is Italian-American. Please forgive me for my time-travel tangent (or a scenario that might seem bizarre to most people at this moment in time and space), but watch out!

    Marcus May 12, 2014 8:19 pm

    Maybe Elvis Presley can have Engelbert Humperdinck for his rival since 1957 (Engelbert was born in 1936, so that would make him 21 at the time). That's right, have Engelbert Humperdinck be the rival of Elvis Presley rather than the lesser Tom Jones. Let's have Arnold George Dorsey move to Los Angeles in 1956 and become Engelbert Humperdinck the following year. And yes, after all, celebrities in LA have changed their names. And Elvis can not only consider Engelbert his rival, but also look up to him as a friend and role model. Elvis wouldn't dare intake drugs and other toxins, when Engelbert doesn't do it either...

    Marcus May 12, 2014 8:13 pm

    If I were given an opportunity to change history, one of the things I would do is prevent Elvis from getting into drugs and other toxins.

    Marcus May 12, 2014 8:06 pm

    very interesting way to do a liver cleanse...

    coffeelunatic Dec 27, 2009 3:39 am

    Well, Elvis was known to do drugs and put a lot of toxins in his body, so this makes sense!

    coffeelunatic Dec 27, 2009 3:38 am