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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can bite your hair if it won't grow.
    You can pick your nose if he says so.

    Artist: TLC
    Song: Unpretty
    Real Lyric: You can buy your hair if it won't grow.You can fix your nose if he says so.

    The story:

    There's probably nothing more embarassing than convincing people you knew in high school that your lyrics were correct. To my credit, though, TLC sings this song so low and so fast that it's very hard to determine what they're actually singing. God, I love my lyrics though, despite the laughter that ensued from my classmates. I'm sticking to my story.

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