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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can beat up Yoko Ono
    You can find her wherever I go

    Now that i'm far away it doesn't seem to me that she's in much pain even though you hit her ankle with that giant ball and chain

    Real Lyric: You can be my Yoko Ono, You can follow me wherever I goNow that i'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain to have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain

    The story:

    I was at a birthday party with some friends doing Karaoke and i sang those lyrics. They all got terrified looks on their faces, and they said "Why do you want to beat her up?" it was sort of funny, really.

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