you can ask im a star i give head on my knees

The story:

i was singing in my local pub on karaoke and i was showing off by not reading the words on the screen. before we started i apologised for the rudeness of the song but it was a stitch up. people then proceeded to give me funny looks! i began singing and i sang it. we then had to have the song cut off as there were kids in the pub! the manager had a right go! oooops