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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You be my Dixie Chicken,
    I'll be your kerosene lamp

    Artist: Little Feat
    Real Lyric: You be my Dixie Chicken,I'll be your Tennessee lamb

    The story:

    For unknown reasons, even to myself, it had never occurred to me that the lyrics I "heard" were wrong. It was only when I got an mp3 player and downloaded this song, amongst many others, did I hear the words for the first time. Fortunately, as it was an mp3 player, I was, essentially, by myself with the embarrassment.

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