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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You ate his green ass, you are young

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: You ain't as green as you are young

    The story:

    I've thought that these were the words ever since I first heard the
    song in the early 1980s. It didn't make any sense, and it was
    disgusting, but try as I might, I couldn't come up with any other
    interpretation. I always thought it was some sort of fetish/
    bondage thing.

    Since the video for this song was in heavy rotation during the early
    days of MTV, I suspected that my version was wrong. I confirmed it
    recently by looking it up in a lyrics database.

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