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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You are, wherever you are

    Artist: Celine Dion
    Real Lyric: Near far, wherever you are

    The story:

    I was in the supermarket with my sister and being my usual self I decided to embarrass her by belting out Celine Dion in the canned food aisle. Then she started pissing herself laughing instead of the normal expression of embarassment. I asked her why she was laughing and that was when she informed me on the real lyrics. After I realized how stupid what I was singing was we couldn't stop laughing for at least 10 minutes.

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