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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "yeah come on laptop he come
    grooving up slowly he got
    ju ju eyeball he won
    holly rolla he got
    head down to his knee
    got to be a joker he just do what it means"

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Here comes old flat top He come grooving up slowly He got Joo Joo eyeballHe one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker He just do what he please

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    I'm going to sing this the next time my laptop is loading slowly.

    KaylaCgirl Jan 28, 2015 3:00 am