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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Yeah buddy, that's his own affair

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: Yeah buddy, that's his own hair

    The story:

    The eccentricities of rich people are much more tolerated, at
    least in the US, than those of poor people. So my
    interpretation was that the narrator thought it OK for a
    millionaire with a private jet to to wear "the earring and the
    makeup", but not for somebody of ordinary means. This
    interpretation agrees with Mark Knopfler's later admission
    that the lyrics are an almost verbatim transcription of a
    conversation he overheard between employees of an
    appliance store.

    Then I bought the CD and saw the actual lyric in the insert.
    Instead of a socioeconomic commentary, it's just a remark
    that men aren't supposed to have long hair.

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