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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wrapped up like a douche
    I knew their owner every night

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuceAnother runner in the night

    The story:

    I always knew I was wrong, but just who the heck actually knew WHAT the hell they were saying?!?!?

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    I always heard it as "Wrecked up my produsion (production) of the runner in the night"

    UltimateOrdnance Jul 16, 2014 3:05 pm

    I always knew the lyrics were wrong but sang it any because it pissed my girlfriend off at the time

    yhamlet Dec 14, 2012 2:11 pm

    ROFLMAO I seriously thought it was "douche" as well. Thank god I had the sense to look up the lyrics.

    jay242010 Sep 19, 2010 1:00 am

    LOL, okay I knew the douche part, but after seeing the "I know their owner every night" I LOL'ed again. Who was it your Wife? NM TMI. :D

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:28 am

    Indeed. I misheard the entire song! What the heck is wrong with us (or them)?

    BrunaBlack Jul 17, 2008 3:58 pm