Wrapped up like a douche
another runner in the night

The story:

We were listening to the radio in my Pottery class and the song came on. At the chorus, every single person in the class looked up in disbelief. Everyone thought the guy had said douche. The teacher was just running over to turn off the radio as fast as he could when someone figured out the real lyrics. Trust a class full of adolescents to think of that one.