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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Wouldn't it be nice if we could yodel?
    Then we wouldn't have to wait so long..."

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Real Lyric: "Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?Then we wouldn't have to wait so long..."

    The story:

    It was my pre-teen son who recently confessed to me that he'd
    been mishearing this for his entire life. As a Beach Boys fan, I had
    played this song in the car a LOT, and one day the correct lyrics
    suddenly sank in!

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