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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Would you always,
    Melisande (Melisandre?)
    Meli Meli
    Take your time?

    Artist: Grizzly Bear
    Song: Two Weeks
    Real Lyric: Would you alwaysMaybe sometimesMake it easyTake your time

    The story:

    I thought they were being extreme hipsters and talking about
    the character Melisande from the opera Pelleas et Melisande.
    Then I thought maybe it was Melisandre from Game of
    Thrones. Then I was disappointed when I found out their lyric
    was just "maybe sometimes" and not as creative and obscure
    as I imagined it to be. I'm such a nerd.

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