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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Words are like whale bones they move sometimes

    Artist: Cher
    Real Lyric: Words are like weapons they wound sometimes

    The story:

    I'm known for blurting out song lyrics in meetings at work and busted these out in a meeting today. My friend was like, "What are you singing? That can't be right!" I debated that, "Yes, I'm totally right. Afterall, I performed a sycronized swimming routine to this song in 6th grade." (Embarassment number 2....)

    He looked the lyrics up and the whole group in the meeting had a pretty big laugh. They now want pics from sycronized swimming.

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