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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Won't you die tonight for love
    Baby join me in bed

    Artist: HIM
    Real Lyric: Won't you die tonight for loveBaby join me in death

    The story:

    I was reading a book on misheard lyrics and this very same one was in it. Confusion ensued as I realised that I, too, had been wrong all this time.

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    Not funny. I dont know how you "been wrong all this time"? Can't you read the song name?? It's called Join Me in Death. Who's the dumb ass submitted it as Join Me in Bed? I guess it's you :)

    Cody50 Mar 08, 2010 6:34 pm