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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Won't you be my four-letter woman?
    I'll try to be your four-letter man,
    Rebel man, rebel man...

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Forever Man
    Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman?I'll try to be your forever man,Ever man, ever man...

    The story:

    I picked up a guitar magazine with a transcription of Forever Man by Eric Clapton, and I didn't know what this song was. Upon looking at the music, I realized what it was and how wrong I was about the lyrics.

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