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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wok The Casbah

    Artist: Clash
    Real Lyric: Rock The Casbah

    The story:

    This isnt so much my slip up, as it is mocking a friend of mine. My freind, MR. A, has a speech impediment. My other frind, MR. B, and I have always made fun of this behind his back.

    When MR. A heard "Rock The Casbah" for the first time, we told him it was "Wok The Casbah", which is how he would have said it anyway. We explained it like this.

    Well MR. A, its WOK because you cook in a wok, and it gets really hot, so what The Clash is saying, is, lets burn up the house, lets really "start a-rockin".

    I'll be damned if its not 4 years later and he still sings "Wok the Casbah". I laugh every time.

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