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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the butt stains on the carpet...

    Artist: Alien Ant Farm
    Real Lyric: With the blood stains on the carpet...

    The story:

    I was riding in the car with my sister,belting out the lyrics to the song(the few I knew). When I screamed that line, she was laughing so hard that I thought she might crash. She told me the actual lyrics, and I turned beet red.

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    I like this song a lot. But I do feel your lyrics are wayyy better. Thanks for the laugh "Anonymous". You made my whole day. PS -To make it even funnier, there is an ad on this page (as a write this) advertising a company in Portland stating they have "Healthy carpet stain removal" :)

    Stormeevampira May 02, 2009 10:43 am