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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the blood I've shed it's a lonely view

    Song: Scar Tissue
    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The story:

    About 7 years ago it sparked a huge debate at the barbecue I was at, with eight people all having different versions - everyone ended up believing me because it seemed to fit more with the title "Scar Tissue"!! ...I only realised this morning when my daughter, now 18, asked if I was *really* sure, and looked it up on the internet ~ turns out she had been right all along (but of course, at the time, no one was going to listen to the 10 year old!)
    ...I'm never going to live this down.

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