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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the birds that shed, it's a lonely view.

    Song: Scar Tissue
    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.

    The story:

    I always knew it had to be something else besides what I imagined I heard; birds don't shed, they molt. But I always imagined a guy sitting out in the desert all alone with only molting buzzards for company, watching the sun go I sang it anyway.

    Later I decided it must be "with the blood that's shed", which made more sense, and it was then that a friend corrected me. I like both my versions, but I like the first one better.

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