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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With some purple amaretto and a really bent hat

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat

    The story:

    The revelation came whilst i was really drunk and singing on stage in front 20 or so people at a karaoke bar. I saw the correct lyrics on the monitor, but i just couldn't help but say them the way i thought i had always remembered hearing them. I think a few people might have been giggling at me, but luckily i was too drunk to care (after all, i was drunk enough to try singing a led zeppelin song in front of a bunch of strangers). At any rate, i now refuse to return to that place... or any other karaoke bar for that matter.

    I have no idea why i thought those were the words, and i'm fully aware that they don't make any damn sense. Its likely that i always knew in the back of my mind that Plant was obviously saying something else, but i guess i just never cared enough to really think about it.

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