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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With golden soil and wealth for toil
    Our home is dirt by sea
    Our land abounds in nature strips
    Of beauty rich and rare
    In history's page let every stage
    Advance Australia Fair

    Real Lyric: With golden soil and wealth for toilOur home is girt by seaOur land abounds in nature's giftsOf beauty rich and rareIn history's page let every stageAdvance Australia Fair

    The story:

    A friend of mine thought it was as above when a kid - I
    think the changes are quite sensible (who ever uses
    the word girt) so now proudly sing the new version at
    sporting events.

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