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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a Shar-Trans

    Artist: C.W. McCall
    Song: Convoy
    Real Lyric: With eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus

    The story:

    I thought "Rubber Duck" was specifying the manufacturer,
    rather than the color, of the microbus. (He does mention the
    manufacturers of the three trucks that initially formed the
    convoy: his, "Pigpen"'s, and one other.) I didn't know at the time
    that no such manufacturer exists. And it sounds out of character
    for "Rubber Duck" to describe something as chartreuse.

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