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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With a pebble up her ass and a fifty cent hat

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat

    The story:

    This was actually a high school friend's version. We laughed ourselves silly, and then I revealed that I thought "and a fifty cent hat" was "and her fist in the air". Not nearly as funny as his gaff, but drugs being what they were in the mid 80's it didn't matter- About 30 seconds later we both passed out from lack of oxygen we were laughing so hard. Smosh, where are you now?

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