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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With a Burma Shave, It's a Lorna Doone

    Song: Scar Tissue
    Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this loney view

    The story:

    I didn't realize it at the time, but it was all about product
    placement. At this funky barbershop that the RHCP sing about,
    expect "Scar Tissue." But after your Burma Shave, there's a Lorna
    Doone cookie waiting.

    Seriously, I always have trouble interpreting their lyrics, and usually
    make up my own, These seemed to work when I sang along, but
    what the hell was the song about?

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