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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wishing to be the freak ***t in your jeans

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

    The story:

    It was me, but my younger sister. She was singing it in the car one day (very loudly, I might add). I asked her to repeat herself. Couldn't stop laughing. Does kind of make sense, though, in an odd sort of way.

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    I thought the same thing1 Was just about to submit it when i thought to check first to see if it was there :)

    uberknitter Jan 30, 2011 3:44 pm