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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wish you Could Hear

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: Wish you Were Here

    The story:

    I was playing my guitar in the front yard one day with Heidi sitting next to me and I was playing “Wish you were here” by Pink Floyd.

    I thought the lyrics were “How I wish you could hear”. Heidi thought that was the funniest thing she had ever heard and of course it pissed me off that she was making fun of me. Looking back I know realize how HILARIOUS that is. Picture a guy singing a song to deaf person and the lyric is How I wish you could hear.

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