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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wise guys realize there's danger in her muscular thighs.

    Artist: Wham!
    Real Lyric: Wise guys realize there's danger in emotional ties.



    The story:

    My fiancee was singing along and I joined in just for the line that I (thought that) I knew (I don't profess to knowing many Wham tracks!). She was impressed with my comic ability until I owned up to having always thought these were the real lyrics. Once sung, never to be allowed to forgetten...

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